Maybe Huggies Hug Too Much

Diapers only have one purpose. But if they are not effective you don't have the option of not using them.

After cleaning up yet another blowout, I'm starting to wonder if the description on the box is for the diapers and not the baby. Because they are so "Snug", the poop has no where else to travel but up the back and out the legs. Therefore, keeping the diaper "Dry."

Some of my friends have suggested going up a size, where the top of the diaper is just under the armpits. Maybe a full body diaper is the answer...or maybe you could use them as a ninja mask!

All I Want for Christmas...

Cute song. However, I am not anxious for my five-month-old to get teeth. Once he does, he will no longer have a toothless grin. Until he is about 80 years old, but I either won't be around or too senile to enjoy it.

My father-in-law tried to cheer me up by stating that he will probably be toothless in only 10-15 years. But it's not the same. Yeah, there is the drooling, incontinence and gibberish. But still. Totally different.