Monday, December 7, 2009

Catnaps are for the Birds

I can hear Seinfeld saying something like, "Why are they called capnaps anyway? Have you ever seen a cat? They sleep all the time!"

Not Connor. He is currently going through a phase (please, please, please!) where he only naps for 30-45 minutes at a time. It almost takes longer to get him to fall asleep than it does for him to stay asleep. So I'm lucky if I can brush my teeth and pee. And, no, not at the same time. That is disgusting.

Albert Einstein, Leonardo daVinci and Thomas Edison all took 20 minute power naps. Until Connor patents a diaper that can contain poo (see previous post), I'm going to call these naps what they really are. Pee breaks.

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